Three Laws of Baby Food

Inspired by Isaac Asimov and by much experience, I have devised the Three Laws of Baby Food. If you are a parent you'll appreciate their accuracy:

1. A baby will always make a mess when not wearing a bib.



2. A baby will always make a mess with orange food, and not with white food, except where this contradicts the First Law.



3. A baby will always make a mess with the last spoonful, except where this contradicts either of the first two Laws.