- A baby will always make a mess when not wearing a bib.
- A baby will always make a mess with orange food, and not with white food, except where this contradicts the First Law.
- A baby will always make a mess with the last spoonful, except where this contradicts either of the first two Laws.
Wednesday, January 09, 2008
Three Laws of Baby Food
Inspired by Isaac Asimov and by much experience, I have devised the Three Laws of Baby Food. If you are a parent you'll appreciate their accuracy: